"Words of advise to everyone that happens to read this post…Burn that candle, drink that "special" bottle of wine and never lose sight of how perfect each and every one of you are. Explore this beautiful world and surround yourself with people you love and are inspired by. Also, peanut butter cookies and milk are hands down the best combination of food/drink items that has ever existed. I love cookies so much. And also pizza". - Aaron Paul
this is me blogging in college
I guess you could say I got a little bored. The entire Sanctuary speech is on my right leg.
Hollywood Ending and William Beckett pranking Paradise Fears during Ignition Remix last night in Minneapolis! things got a little….stripped ;)
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves
girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account
I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.
Spot the difference.
if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass
You can’t run away from your life. It’s yours and it’s precious.
okay so i tried drawing ashton but idk if i like it and I didn’t wanna draw calum in the orig. picture so i just cropped it and yeeee
ONE DIRECTION COULD LITERALLY SET ME ON FIRE AND ID BE LIKE HELL YEAH ! U LIGHT THAT MATCH SO GOOD